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Franglais

Learn the English (or French) they never taught you at school. With Fran, Glais, and considerably fewer grammar tables.

Start learning Play the Arena

Psst — click Fran or Glais. They have opinions.

Choose your adventure

Three doors. One glorious mess of a language pair.

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I'm learning English

Real English, zero textbook. The stuff people actually say.

Avec Fran
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I'm surviving France

Admin quests, cultural side-missions, boss-level bureaucracy.

With Glais
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I teach this stuff

Join the pro directory. Your future students are already here.

Pro league

The Faux Amis Arena

Fran says something. You guess what she actually means. Glais suffers the consequences.

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Fran says

What does she actually mean?

Glais reacts
Magnifique!

Mot du jour

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How Franglais are you?

Five questions. Brutal honesty. A percentage you didn't ask for.

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Guides & Resources

Actually useful. Occasionally hilarious. Coming very soon.

Language

Why "I'm fine" is never fine

British understatement, decoded for French speakers.

Coming soon
Expat life

Bureaucracy Survival Kit

French admin in English, without losing the will to live.

Coming soon
Culture

Le Weekend, Le Parking, Le Selfie

The English words that snuck into French and never left.

Coming soon

The Shop

Things to own. Bientôt disponible.

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Phrase Cards

Physical flashcards. Real phrases.

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Faux Amis Field Guide

Downloadable. Save yourself.

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Expat Guides

Nicole optional.

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Online Courses

Self-paced. Properly done.

Teach? Translate? Coach?

Your future clients are here playing word games with Fran and Glais. Join the pro directory and get found.